I don't know if it's the 'Insane Italian' email address that's throwing them off or what; but for whatever reason I'm not being taken seriously. Anyway, I've compiled a list of certain locations I believe we might very well find the doomed airplane. Have a looksee, and if you know anybody with an aircraft carrier or a chopper, let them know.
Jabba the Hutt's house
Inside Honey Boo Boo's mom
At this Chinese Subway Station
In this micro-aquarium
In the back of this Colorado pickup
At this party
Under T-Rex's bed
I'm actually not sure where Abandoned Clown Train lives, but considering his nefarious reputation, I don't think we should rule out his involvement.
"Yes that's right my little babushka, have as many blinis as you want...because while they'e all busy looking for the phantom jet, we'll just quietly take over the rest of the continent."